This website is quite tame, even by the typical standards of what is deemed "normal" by government officials.

Despite this, it is my civic duty to inform visitors that behind these words are images and amongst those images are words.

The combination of words and images and the additional soundtrack may cause some discomfort in certain individuals.

 

The following symptoms appeared in some laboratory animals

 

NAUSEA, LOSS OF SEX DRIVE, DRUG ABUSE, RUNNY NOSE, MASTURBATION, FEVER, RAPE, BLINDNESS, RABIES, LOWER BACK PAIN, INCEST, CONSTIPATION, LOSS OF APPETITE, SUICIDE, DIZZINESS, HOMOSEXUALITY, BLOATING, HEARING LOSS, THE GRIP, MOOD SWINGS, DIARRHEA, CONCEPTION, WEIGHT GAIN, MORNING BREATH, NEUROLOGICAL IMPAIRMENT, SLEEPING SICKNESS, DEPRESSION and DRY MOUTH